So a new Sheriff stopped around to bring order to this chaotic household.
"I'll have 2 shots of milk barkeep, and make it snappy."
"Let's see what kind of problem you've got here...."
"Ah HAH! Monster's!!"
"Watch out! I nearly got you."
"Quick, this way!"
"I think your Monster problem has been dealt with ma'am. Have a good day."